A boy and a girl were playing Hide and Seek. When they finished playing, the boy says to the girl, "Hey I learned this new game last night called The Parking Garage. The girl says, "Oooh how neat! How do you play it?" So they ran and went into the girl's house.
15 minutes later the girl's parents heard screaming, so they ran upstairs, opened the girl's bedroom door and found the boy's testicles bleeding.
The mother asked, "What just happened up here?"
The girl says, "Oh we were playing this game called The Parking Garage but his car wouldn't fit so we had to cut the wheels off!"
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