5 Russian Jokes about Vodka

#1

A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

After Half an hour he comes again and asked again,

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.

After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :)


#2
A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said,



Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression.



Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?

#3

Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?

- Nothing. I'm a volunteer.




#4


The Traffic police stops a car.

Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today?

Driver: No.

Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working!


#5

Two Russian friends Went in a bar and ordered beer vodka.

One of them adds: - Make sure the mug glass is clean!

After a minute the waiter brings two beer mugs vodka glasses and asks: - Which of you ordered beer vodka in a clean mug glass?





Courtesy:
http://www.flowingevents.com/2012/01/5-best-russian-jokes-about-vodka.html