Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Sons Devoted to Mom


Three sons left home to make their fortunes, a...

You Might be a Yankee if


This is a response to Jeff Foxwhatever's "You ...

Globalization


INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!


Question...

Dog Named Mypenis


Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...

Doctor vs. Mechanic


Morris was removing some engine valves from a ...

Hitler and the Pig


Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with ...

Drunk Driver


A drunk is driving through the city and his ca...

Traffic Light


Apparatus that automatically turns red
whe...

The Best Excuse For Speeding


A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on ...

Help! Poleesh!


Here's one I made up while in the sixth grade....

One day on the first day of school


One day on the first day of school, a teacher ...

Surgeon Vs Mechanic


Morris was removing some engine valves from a ...

Bass joke


Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked h...

Its all Good


A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best o...

Male-Female Relationships...Long But True


Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a ...

Men are like...


How is a man and a sports car alike?


Neither...

Men writing the rules


If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 4 You...

If someone with multiple personalities


If someone with multiple personalities threate...

Handcuffs


A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automa...

Crazy Coincidence


Question:
What do a blonde and a car have in ...

Seal


An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her ...

Redneck quickies 10


You might be a redneck if...You think a chain ...

Anniversary Gift


John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to cel...

2 Fathers Joke


Father Pat and Father Mike were riding down th...

Does 'virgin wool' come from


Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepher...