Car Jokes

Car Jokes

What do you call a


What do you call a bunch of white people pushi...

In front of a New


In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you ...

Learned From Kids


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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GM Micro


At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates report...

I did all of that?


After a particularly poor game of golf, a popu...

Look Out!


A drunk staggering in the street was struck by...

SciFi Answerphone Me


STAR TREK / STAR WARS ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAG...

A fishy story


Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip.


Th...

The blonde bank robbers!


Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The ...

Blondes in a Convertible


Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When the...

Deep Thoughts About Marriage


Deep Thoughts about Marriage


There was a ma...

Blonde one liners


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a 'scratch and...

Get off the corner


A rookie police officer was assigned to ride i...

A forester and lawyer


A forester and a lawyer were in car accident a...

Forgetfulness


William's wife started noticing how forgetful ...

Rookie Officer


A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was spe...

Try to explain yourself


While driving down the road the motorist saw a...

Wedding practical joke


Impossible to drive awayJack up the car, put b...

Blondes at a gas station


Two blodes were at a gas station one blode got...

Screwy Date


It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick...

GM vs Microsoft


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...

Iraq's car bombs


Support for the Iraq war is at an all-time low...

21, 21, 21...


There's a brunette walking down a set of railr...

Work Excuses


Need an excuse for not going to work?


Please...

Job application


This is an actual job application someone subm...