One day on the first day of school, a teacher was taking attendance and
noticed that many students of hers were missing.....a few minutes� passes and
Tony walks in. The teacher Miss Rose asked "where he had been". Tony says "oh...
I was on top of strawberry hill. Miss Rose says okay. Don't let it happen again.
Then 10 minutes passes. Drew walks in and Miss Rose asked "where he had been."
He says on top of Strawberry hill. Miss Rose says "okay, don�t let it happen
again. Then 15 minutes passes by and Mike walks in. Miss Rose asked "where he
had been." He says on top of Strawberry hill. Miss Rose was starting to wonder
what was going on up there but she minds her business and figures there's a car
accident or something. Then finally 2 hrs later a little girl walks in and Miss
Rose asked "where have you been, on top of strawberry hill?"...The little girl
goes. No Miss Rose I am Strawberry Hill......
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