Globalization


INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!


Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?


Answer: Princess Diana's death.


Question: How come?


Answer: An English princess


with an Egyptian boyfriend


crashes in a French tunnel,


driving a German car


with a Dutch engine,


driven by a Belgian who was drunk


on Scottish whisky,


followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,


on Japanese motorcycles;


treated by an American doctor,


using Brazilian medicines.


This is sent to you by an American,


using Bill Gates's technology,


and you're probably reading this on your computer,


that use Taiwanese chips,


and a Korean monitor,


assembled by Bangladeshi workers


in a Singapore plant,


transported by Indian lorry-drivers,


hijacked by Indonesians,


unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,


and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....


That, my friends, is Globalization


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.