A police man pulled over a car and told the driver he had won $5.000 dollars
in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to with the money?" asked the police man."Well, I guess i
'm gonna get a drivers license", he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," said a
woman in the passenger seat, "He always lies a lot when he is drunk."Then the
kid in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn�t t get far On a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice Said, "Are we over
the borders yet?"
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