From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:...


From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:


When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but
if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

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