Blonde Bank Robbers


Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first
Blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second
blonde, Buffy, in great detail.


The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank,
Stopped the car and said to Buffy, "I want to make
Absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of
the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you
Understand the plan?"


"Perfectly," replied Buffy.


Buffy went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway
Car. One minute passed...three minutes pass...seven
Minutes pass... and Judy was really stressing out.


Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffy.She had a safe wrapped
up in rope and is dragging it to the car.


About the time she got the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst
open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear
are down around his ankles while he was firing his weapon.


As the gals are getting away, Judy yelled, "You are such a Blonde! I thought
you understood the plan!"


Buffy said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!"


"No, you idiot!" snapped Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said, 'tie up the
GUARD and blow the SAFE!'"

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