So two camels are walking through the desert
One of the camels has carrots in his ears,
The ...
Camel Jokes
Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?
It's full of Arab Seamen.
My dad just told me this one.
These two ladies were outside smoking camels an...
Gelding Ahmed's Camel
As a merchant in the caravan business, Ahmed wa...
What do your mom and a camel have in common?
They both spit.
3 guys V the Taliban
These 3 guys were working in Afghanistan and go...
So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump.
So they named him Humphrey.
What is the difference between a camel and a college student?
Camel can go days without drinking!
What's a camel's favourite song?
Bat Out of Camell
A woman buys a pack of cigarettes....
And leaves the store to light one up and enjoy ...
My favorite Jewish joke in the history of the world.
A young American computer expert read some book...
A man is walking through the desert...
EDIT: Sorry for the wall of text! Shaggy dog st...
Two ladies smoking
Two old ladies were standing outside smoking ci...
The True Origin of the Internet
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trade...
Two Ladies are sitting on a bench...
Two ladies are sitting on a bench together smok...
"Doesn't matter"
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home...
So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor...
he called it Dromedary Queen
Vallaah Habibi!!......
There are three types of MEN
1. THE EUROPEANS
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Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water.
His dad says, "Another one? That's the second g...
What does an Arab do after riding his camel?
He has a cigarette!
The Passion Camel
A young man decides to join the foreign legion....
Two old ladies at a bus stop
2 old women at a bus stop smoking. It starts to...
2 nuns were smoking when it started to rain...
The first nun takes out a condom and cuts off t...