Camel Jokes

Camel Jokes

The Nun And The Camel

A nun is invited to Saudi Arabia on an interfai...

What do you call a lactose-intolerant camel?

....A dromedary with dairy drama

What do you call a three humped camel?

I don't ... know ... what?

Pregnant.

hahahaha.

A man and a camel

One day, an Arabian man was strolling through t...

Do you know what is the straw that broke the camel's back?

It's a common idiom, meaning that a small actio...

what do you call a weird camel?

A wamel!!! Made my 6 year old laugh anyway!

Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

A nomad is lost in the desert...

He had enough food and water, but he had been a...

Three guys must cross a desert

Three men must cross a desert, they are each al...

An old lady pulls out a condom with a cigarette in it

Her friend asks "Why do you do that?"

She re...

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Pregnant

Dad joke courtesy of my child

A camel can work 10 days without drinking,

I can drink 10 days without working.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking b...