Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?
She thought she was a dromedary.
Camel Jokes
What are Bill Gates latest projects?
Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.
Mary and Jane are best friends...
Jane has an extra toe. Mary, inspired by this e...
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Pregnant.
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone w...
I can't find my Camel, it's gone!
It's camelflage was too good
A journalist visits Arab country
A journalist visits Arab country. He sees an Ar...
What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
So...
What do you call a retarded camel?
A humpback.
Cigarettes in the rain
Two old ladies were sitting out in front of a n...
Three ol girls are smoking at a bus stop
and it starts raining. One of the old ladies pu...
A man joins the foreign legion...
...in an attempt to escape his past, he does th...
What do you do with a camel that won't move
...Camel tow it
Two old ladies are outside of their retirement home smoking.
All of a sudden it starts to rain. The first la...
Where would you park your camel?
The Camelot.
PS Booze helped with this and no...
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, ...
A joke about Successful Marriage
A couple went to the Middle East for their hone...
A rabbit ran wildly in the street Why are you running like mad? a bear asked
.Don't you know, they are now arresting all cam...
Two old ladies are smoking and it starts to rain
Two old ladies are sitting outside of the nursi...
A captain of the Foreign Legion is transferred...
...to a new military station in the middle of t...
A young woman learned that you can smoke in the rain if you make a hole in a condom and put it over the cigarette.
She goes to a convenience store and asks a mid...
A man is walking through the desert...
A man is wandering through the desert along wit...
GRANDPA'S CONDOMS
An old man finds a condom in his grandson's apa...
A Priest and a nun cross the desert
A priest and a nun cross the desert on a camel....
What do you call a camel in a car?
A camel auto!