These two ladies were outside smoking camels and it starts raining. So one lady takes a condom out of her purse cuts the tip off and then puts it over the cigarette. The other lady asks "where did you get that?" To which the other lady replies "at the gas station." So the next day the other lady is buying condoms at the gas station and the clerk asks her "what size do you want?" To which she replies "just make sure it will fit a camel!"
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