2 old women at a bus stop smoking. It starts to rain. Grandma 1 puts a condom over her cigarette. Grandma 2 asks "why'd you do that". Grandma 1 explains it's so the cigarette stays dry.
Next day grandma 2 goes to a pharmacy and asks the nice young gentleman behind the counter for some condoms. "What size" he asks.
"Oh any" the grandma replies "as long as it fits over a camel"
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