The Passion Camel

A young man decides to join the foreign legion.

When he arrives at the fort In the middle of the desert he is shown around by the sergeant.

"Hello recruit, this is where you will sleep, this is where I sleep, you eat over there.. and that shed over there, that's the Passion Camel"

"Excuse me, the what?" Asked the recruit

"When you have been here several months, and you are desperate for 'it' you take a visit to use the Passion Camel" replied the Sgt

A little shocked the recruit went about his business sure in the fact he would never require it.

A few weeks later, absolutely gagging for some 'rumpy pumpy', he swallowed his pride, marched across the parade square into the Passion Camel's shed and barred the door.
He takes one look at the stinking old camel, takes a big gulp and ends his weeks of celibacy.

After an hour or so, he appears out from the shed to see the sergeant waiting for him.

"Sarge, I'm surprised how good that was"

A look of shock, appall crossed his face,
"I think the camel was more surprised, it was supposed to take you across the dunes to the nearest brothel"