Camel Jokes

Camel Jokes

A tale of two camels

Buddy of mine works at the local zoo. He's usua...

NCAA poetry contest was last night.

It got down to two finalists. A rich law studen...

A Camel Walks Into A Bar

A lady and her camel walk into a bar. When the ...

Namesake joke...

Two people were left standing at the national p...

So, two old ladies are outside on a bench smoking...

...when it begins to rain. The first old woman...

Two old ladies are outside smoking a cigarette

It starts raining and without hesitating one of...

Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch?

It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.

An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:

Consul: Your name please?







Arab: Abu Zina...

i was singing a christmas song

I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced m...

Matthew 19:24

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to g...

Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa

An Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Sah...

At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.

What did the mother and father camel name their...

The Legionaire and the Camel

This guy joins the French Foreign Legion and ge...

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, ...

Three old ladies smoking...

So three old ladies are sitting on a bench in f...

Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? [NSFW]

Because it's full of Arab seamen.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel...

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel...