Two ladies are sitting on a bench together smoking cigarettes, and a storm starts to come in. It starts to sprinkle and the second lady puts a condom on her cigarette.
Lady 1 : "Why did you put a condom on your cigarette?"
Lady 2 :"Well this way my cigarette won't go out."
The next day the first lady goes to the drug store.She seeks out an employee and asks " Do you have any condoms large enough to fit a camel?"
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