Two old ladies are sitting outside of the nursing home, smoking a couple cigarettes and it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, snips the top and puts it around her cigarette. Confused, the other lady asked what she was doing. "Oh it keeps my cigarette dry when it starts to rain." The other old lady runs down to the drug store and asks the clerk where the condoms are. The clerk says, "well we have a few different kinds, what size did you need?" the old lady responds, "it doesn't matter, it just has to fit a camel."
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