A young woman learned that you can smoke in the rain if you make a hole in a condom and put it over the cigarette.

She goes to a convenience store and asks a middle eastern clerk for a condom. The guy looks at her with obvious disapproval, but does his job. He asks her what kind she wants and she answers,


I don't really care, as long as it fits the camel

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