A priest and a nun cross the desert on a camel. They have been on their journey for a long time and both are exhausted.
Suddenly, the camel collapses.
Well, now it's done anyways thinks the priest to himself. I want to try it at least one time before I go to heaven. He turns to the nun and says
"Sister, I have a magic wand. If I stick it into you I can create new life"
The nun gets all excited and shouts
"Well then stick it in the camel and we continue riding!"
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