and it starts raining. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom and puts it over her cigarette.
"Whats that ?" asked the two other ladies.
"Its a condom, its like a small raincoat for your ciggie" she replied.
"That's amazing! Where can we get them from?" they asked.
She told them that you can get them from any pharmacy. so later on that day one of the ladies popped into a pharmacy and asked for a condom.
The man serving her explained that there are many different kinds and asked if there was one in particular she would like.
She replied " I am not to worried as long as it will fits a camel"
The man serving her fainted....
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