A couple went to the Middle East for their honeymoon. Feeling adventurous, the couple decides to go camel riding.
The wife 's camel is uneasy and loses it balance, upsetting the wife.
"That's ONE", said the wife
The husband looked at his wife, confused at her comment, but decided to say nothing.
After a while the camel stuttered again, this time kicking sand into the wife's eyes.
"That's TWO", said the wife, now clutching her eyes.
Again the husband decided to say nothing.
Once more the camel tripped this time throwing the wife off its back. The women calmly got up, took out a gun, and shot the camel, killing it instantly. She then gathered her stuff and got onto her husband's camel.
This time the husband decided to speak out
"Why would you do such a thing?", he yelled.
The wife calmly turned to him and whispered,
"That's ONE"
Twenty years pass the and couple are talking to newlyweds about how they managed to stay together for so long.
The husband plainly states "I never let her go past "ONE"
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