One day, an Arabian man was strolling through the sand when he stumbled upon a man selling his camel. The Arabian man got interested in buying the camel.
Arabian: "hello my friend, are you selling your camel?"
Seller: "yes i am"
Arabian: "how much is the camel?"
Seller: "just 100 coins"
Feeling something is wrong, the Arabian man asked the seller why the camel is very cheap
Seller: "there is nothing wrong with my camel and it can run really fast"
Arabian: "really?"
Seller: "yes, to make it run just say 'alhamdullilah and to make it stop just say 'astaghfirullah' "
Soon the Arabian handed the seller 100 coins and rode the camel. While running through the sands he kept making the camel go faster yelling "alhamdullilah! alhamdullilah!" and the camel kept running faster. Suddenly the Arabian man noticed that the camel is running towards a cliff. The Arabian man started panicking as jumping off the camel would wound him badly but if he stayed on the camel he would plunge to his death. When the camel was already running to the edge of the cliff the Arabian man remembered the command to make the camel stopped and yelled "astaghfirullah!" and the camel stopped right at the edge of the cliff. The Arabian man wiped his sweat of his forehead and put one hand on his chest and said #"alhamdullilah"
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