He had enough food and water, but he had been away from his wife for a *loooong* time. Eventually the loneliness and heat started getting to him, and his camel started looking mighty fine. The camel must have sensed something, as it bolted when the nomad made his move.
The nomad started chasing the camel, dune after dune. He was running down a particularly steep dune he tripped over something and fell. Backtracking, the nomad found what he had tripped over - a genie's lamp.
He rubbed the lamp and out came a beautiful genie, completely naked. She said "I will grant you one wish, anything you want or desire, you can do *anything* you want with me". The nomad thought for a while and made his wish:
"Hold the camel"
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