Three men must cross a desert, they are each allowed to take one item to help them cross.
The first guy decides to take a camel, "So I can travel faster across the desert."
The second guy decides to take gallon of water, "To quench my thirst under the blazing sun."
The third guy decides to take a car door, "So I can roll down the window if it gets too hot."
Not sure where this joke is originally from, I heard it from my father when I was younger.
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