Her friend asks "Why do you do that?"
She replies "Well it has its benefits...it keeps your cigarettes fresher!"
Fascinated, the friend heads down to the local convenience store and asks the clerk "May I have some condoms please?"
The clerk chuckles but then says "Sure m'am, what size?"
"Well, big enough for a camel that's for sure!!"
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