A nun is invited to Saudi Arabia on an interfaith exchange program. After being shown around, she asks to see where the camels are raised. Her guide - a devout Muslim says, "Oh no, Sister, I cannot do this. Today we geld the male camels and this is entirely inappropriate for a woman to see, let alone a woman of God."
She laughs, and says, "I was raised on a ranch in Montana, I have seen this many times. I assure you, I will take no offense", and off they go.
She watches as two young Arab boys bring a young male camel into a pen. Then, one sits on the edge of the pen and whistles really loudly. The camel, startled, looks up, while the other kid runs under it with two, flat, sharp rocks and removes the *cajones* of the camel.
The nun recoils in horror, and says, "We never did things that way, doesn't it hurt?" Her guide looks thoughtfully and says, "... not if you keep your thumbs in."
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