statue
theres this boy. his mom tells him that if he ...
Body-health Jokes
Lunch Anyone?
Lunch Anyone?
A little old lady sits at the l...
The chicks cry Rap
One night a guy was driving in the woods until...
Nuts!
One day two seasoned hunters took a rookie to ...
12 inch bic
two men were at a bar and 1 man pulled out a c...
One way to say your fly is open to a girl/boy
one way to say your fly is open to a boy/girl:...
Transplant
two guys in a bar talking when one says "im re...
Remote
ok there is this guy and he is having problems...
Banana Love Cake
Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 s...
Running Shoes
2 men went hiking. They set the tent up when a...
Yo momma
yo momma got a eye on her knee and they call h...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between sno...
New Diet
Have you heard about the latest diet?You're al...
Four Gallons!!!!
One time there was three guys int
Name It
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a b...
London Transport
public transport are putting fairs up ie: tube...
Christmas Cards with 2-Year-Old Son
When you think you have a bad day, remember th...
Ballarina
There is a man in a balarina outfit was sittin...
Health Club
An elderly gentleman walks into a health club ...
Mooning
Consider yourself E-Mooned! :-) ...
Big Head
Your head is so big, your brain is contagious.
Roll Roll...
Roll Roll Roll a blunt
twist at the end
ligh...
9 reasons why cucumbers are better than men
1. Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you wo...
Snoring Problem
A man and a woman had a dog. There dog slept w...
There
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ...