Body-health Jokes

Body-health Jokes

Nudist jokes!


Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist col...

The Disabled Swimming Race


Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest...

Heads Up


Q. What goes ha, ha, thump?


A. Someone laugh...

Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?


Guy:"Would you wear shoes if you had no feet?"...

Lost Sperms


There are two sperm and they're swimming and s...

Cannibals


Two hungry cannibals are walking through the f...

Rubber-Toe?


What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
...

Ask a female if reincarnation was possible...


Ask a female if reincarnation was possible and...

Robots...


if i were a robot,
and you were one too,
if ...

Fingers


what did five fingers say to the face


slap

Fine dining


The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restau...

Removing Tonsils vs. Circumcision


Two little kids were in a hospital laying next...

Urinal Quiz


Guys, see how ingrained where you stand at the...

Ways to tell someone their fly is open.


20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I ca...

Skiing


There were three men hiking in the mountains a...

The cost of fragrance


An old Italian woman is riding the elevator, i...

the leg


How can you tell if some guy was masterbating?...

Taco Bell Story


My three-year-old son, Matt, had a lot of prob...

Chicken joke


why dont chickens wear underware?


because th...

Russian thiefs


What do you call a Russian with three balls?

...

Weight Loss Program


A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenti...

First Time


It's your first time. As you lie back your mus...

A little corporate humor


A little corporate humor
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What Are You In The Bathroom


If you Americna in the livng roo what are you ...

Having a ball!!!!


There were these two canibles (people who eat ...