theres this boy. his mom tells him that if he sees a naked women
he will turn to stone so the kid walks away laughing. So he was
walking down the street and his friends are all in a circle
around a prostitute. so they pay her to strip. she gets naked
and the boy starts to run away . so one of his friends catches u
to him and says why r u running away and he says mommy told me
if i see a naked women i will turn into stone and i think i am
getting hard
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