There is a man in a balarina outfit was sitting at the end of
the bar. He then raises his hand and yells "if anyone wants to
buy me a drink they can". Another man at the other end of the
bar say's "bartender I would like to buy her a drink" The
bartender fills up a bear cup and gives it to the man in the
ballarina outfit. the man guzzles down the drink and then
raises his hand again and syas" if anyone wants to buy me a
drink they can". Once again the man tells the bartender " I
would like to buy that lady a drink" The bartender once
againfills up the mans mug. The bartender walks over to the man
buying the drinks and states "I know its none of my business but
why are you buying the drinks". The man says any woman who lift
her leg that high deserves a drink.
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