Snoring Problem

A man and a woman had a dog. There dog slept with them, but the
dog had the problem of snoring extremely loud. The woman finally
got fed up and went to the vet to see if he could help.


The vet replied, "Tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles. It
will stop his snoring.


To that the woman replied, "Ha! Yeah right!


That night while the woman was trying to sleep, the dog's
snoring became so nerve racking, that she rummaged through her
closet and finally found a red ribbon. She carefully tied it
around the dog's testicles and almost immediatley, his snoring
stopped.


Satisfied, the woman went to bed. As she began to dose off she
heard her husband enter the bedroom from a night of drinking
with his friends.


The man climbed into bed and began to snore louder than the dog
had done. The, woman was thinking that maybe tying a ribbon
around the man's testicles would fix his problem to.


Again, she rummaged through the closet until she came across a
blue ribbon. She tied it around the man's testicles, and, like
the dog, he stopped snoring almost immediatley.


Now the woman went to bed happy.


The next morning the man woke up before the woman. He went to
the bathroom to take an early morning wizz. When the man dropped
his pants, he was shocked to see he had a blue ribbon around his
testicles! Then the dog walked in and the man noticed the red
ribbon around the dog's testicles.


To this the man said, "I don't know where we were or what we did
last night, but it looks like we got first and second place."