Five Penises
Patient: Doctor,Doctor... I've got five penise...
Body-health Jokes
Presidents and Queens
President Clinton was to represent the United ...
Skinny penny
Your so skinny you look like a penny
Baldy
you are so bald, that when you wear a turtlenc...
Nursing Home Woes
One evening a family brings their frail, elder...
Trivia
Q: What is the best thing that comes out of a ...
Little Johnny's Pink Eraser
Once there was a small classroom in a decent s...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woma...
SEXUAL
WHATS GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK??
KERMIT TH...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser po...
American bathroom
Q: If you're American when you go into the bat...
What are you in here for??
There was two little boys in the hospital read...
Vaseline
A little boy came down for breakfast one morni...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't?
S...
Ugly
Little Timmy watched his mother spread cold cr...
Super man
their this kid how cames in with no pants on t...
Dessert yelling
Q: If someone was to kick a guy in the desert ...
little old lady
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,...
all the small thingz
the 1 major thing u never say to a naked guy o...
Have you seen
Have you seen the movie constipated asked one ...
Nasty Little Notes
Q. Did you hear the one about the Polish woman...
Man Who Loved Baked Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a ...
Riddle me this!
Take the test...NO CHEATING!
What does:
A w...
Walking while Pregnant
There is a room full of pregnant women and the...
Yo teeth soo messed up
Yo front teeth soo messed up and cricked that ...