I-lean
yo momma got one leg,and one eye.So they call ...
Body-health Jokes
Fishing Pole Shopping
One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy...
The (nose) Pick List
THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and ...
Cat Shooter
A mother is making soup. She turns to get a b...
Real knee slapper
head... ha ha ha, leg... ha ha ha, toe, liver...
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went over the hill to have a tal...
Not what u think......
What is long....hard...and filled with semen?
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Best Thing Out of...
What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
...
boys and girls
boy:i have 5 conkers
girl:i have 6 conkers
b...
OUCH!
Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? MADA...
Powder
your mamma is so old when she breast feeds it ...
The Barbeque
A:Are you going to da barbeque?
B:What barbeq...
halarious
Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: BOO-BEES
Airplane
One day a man and a women were sitting beside ...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?
Boobies!
Why e-mail is like a male reproductive organ:
11. Those who have it would be devastated if i...
The Little Boy
One day a little boy comes downstairs for brea...
You Have The Nerve
A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in ...
20 Ways to Say "Your Fly Is Open"
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I ca...
Tell someone their fly is open....
are you afraid of heights? your fly is!
The Man With No Arms nor Legs
There once was a lady who was tired of living ...
Little Johnny and his mother
One day, Little Johnny was going up to his bed...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip ...
Yo know what they say
you know what they say BIG HANDS /BIG...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surg...