Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?


What do you call a room full of blondes with P...

What does a screen d


Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have i...

How can you tell if your landcaping was done...


How can you tell if your landcaping was done b...

bob for apples


Why couldn't the blonde bob for apples?His sis...

Blondes fun


Why do blondes have more fun?


They're easie...

"its okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."


Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked ov...

Grenade


What do you do if a blonde chucks a grenade at...

Blonde in the appliance store


A blonde walks into an appliance store and say...

Pig Under Her Arm


Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a ...

The Blonde and the Goatherder


Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...

How to Drown a Blonde


Q:how do you drown a blonde???


A:put a scrat...

Birth Control Pills


Upon returning to their car from a shopping to...

three blonds walk into a bar the third one...


three blonds walk into a bar the third one duc...

Blonde Fire


Blonde, brunette, and redhead criminals are ab...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?

Stolen engine


A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees
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Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores?


Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores? Open 24 ...

Diet Coke


Q. Why did the blonde snort artificial sweeten...

House Painting


One summer day, a blonde told her husband befo...

What the #!@*


Q.a blond was doing work on her boyfriends com...

Bill Gates' Wife?


A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtai...

Swimming race!!!


There is three girls in a 1000metre swimming r...

Leave leave leave the blondes


A blondes dad said go rake the leaves so she g...

A blondes bad day


Q: How do you know if a blonde is having a bad...

Blonde at the Supermarket


Linda Burnett, was visiting her in-laws, and w...