A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies: - "But madam, computers do not have curtains...".
And the blonde said: - "Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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