One summer day, a blonde told her husband before he left for work that she was going to paint the house that day. It was her day off and she wanted to do something useful. He went to work only to return for lunch five hours later.He expected to find some progress done on the house, but instead found his wife lying in their yard with a few jackets on, despite the hot day. "What are you doing?" he asked. "I prepared to paint the house, but when I read the instructions on the paint can, it said to apply three coats and sun dry."
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