Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden ...

Dead birdy


Question: how did the blonde try to kill the b...

A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not


A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend....

Blonde and the Firemen!


A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a b...

Barbie


Why does barbie cost more then all her friends...

Q. How do you kill a blonde?...


Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put a mirro...

Blonde quickies 16


Q: How do you know when a blonde has been ma...

Celebration


There are a bunch of blondes in a bar and they...

Which one?


Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eati...

Shot in the Head


When is it OK to shoot a blonde in the head?Wh...

5 Blondes celebrate


Five blondes go into a bar and one of them say...

Yellow ball


Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par t...

Blondes aren't that dum


Blond peeple arnt that dumm, reellee! Wee mite...

blonde with child


why did the blonde change her babys diaper onc...

Blonde & the Milk Bath


Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths w...

To Kill a Blonde


Q: How do you kill a blonde?


A: Put a scratc...

Submarine


How do you kill a blond in a submarine?


Knoc...

More head room.


Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More...

Driver's Test


Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver'...

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to...


A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to ra...

I Can't Swim


There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out ...

Stand in the corner


How do you confuse a blonde?


Put her in a ro...

Blind, Blond, & Gutsy


A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man nex...

Fish Mistake!!!


One day, a blonde got some new fish. But there...

The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.


Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?...