Blonde, brunette, and redhead criminals are about to get a death penalty for murder. 5 men with guns are ready to shoot them. The men say "Ready, Aim.." and the brunette says, "Earthquake!" The men turn around and the brunette escapes.
The men say, "Ready, Aim.." and the redhead says, "Tornado!" The men turn around and the redhead escapes.
The men say, "Ready, Aim.." and the blonde yells "Fire!"
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