Three blondes walk into a bar, order 10 beers, chug one down and start dancing and chanting 52 days. Two more walk in and chug down a beer, and also start chantin. Four more walk in and do the same. At this point the bartender gets confused. One more blonde walks in and is holding a framed jigsaw puzzle with the cookie monster on it. Finally the bartender cannot hold his confusion any longer and says " Excuse me for asking but why are you all doing this?"
"Well," Says one Blonde, "We are tired of the typical stereotypes about blondes, so we decided to do something about it. We all got together and bought this puzzle and put it together in a mere 52 days. But on the side of the box, it says 3-5 years!"
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