~ she studied for a blood test.
~ she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
~ she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
~ she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.
~ she sold the car for gas money.
~ when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~ she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~ when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Submitted by Yisman
Edited by Calamjo
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