A blond goes fishing on private property. The owner of the
property sees this and is a bit upset, so he confronts the
blond. Pointing to a sign, the owner points out, "That sign says
'PRIVATE PROPERTY.' Can't you read?!" The blond replies, "But
the top of the sign said PRIVATE, so I didn't read the rest of
it!"
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