Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Hollow


Why does it take longer to build a blonde snow...

She moved.


Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that ...

A Blonde's Dream


One day a blonde kept having the same weird dr...

relatives


Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?Th...

Bad breath


What do you call a blonde touching her toes?

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How do you drownd a blonde??


How do you drownd a blonde?? you put a scratch...

Swimming Blonde


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were in a ...

Airport


two blondes driving to the airport
and the si...

Hospital visit


A girl walked up to the information desk in a ...

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three


Why did it take the blonde a whole week to was...

They haven't met!


What did the blondes right leg say to the left...

Ten years on a deserted island


A man is stranded on a desert island, all alon...

Dirty blondes


what does blondes and bricks have in common?
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How would u like it cut?


A blonde rings up a pizza place and says:
" C...

Familiar faces in familiar places


A guy asks a young blonde he's just slept with...

Blonde goes flying


A blonde went to a flight school insisting tha...

Blonde Kidnapper


A blonde was down on her luck. In order to rai...

Blonde Police Officer


A blonde walks into the police department look...

Sleeping pills


Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine c...

Blonde in church


Why did the blonde go to church?


[Stretch ar...

Creat of milk


A blond was walking across a field and found a...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.

Airline


A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a...

The stupid blonde at the library


a blonde went to the drive in and said can i h...

Blonde Highway


Q: Why don't blones have pubic hair?


A: ...