He was so blonde that...
he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
he thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
if you gave him a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked On Phonics"
it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes
he studied for a blood test - and failed
he thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
he sold the car for gas money
when he saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), he went home and got16 friends
he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
when he was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", he turned around and went home
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