A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife
(undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, �How
should I know, that�s 200 miles from here!� and hung up. The husband said, �Who
was that?� The wife said, �I don�t know, some woman wanting to know �if the
coast is clear.�
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