A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger
blown off. �How did this happen?� the doctor asked. �Well I was trying to commit
suicide,� the blonde replied. �Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
finger?� �No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, �I just paid
$6,000 for these,� then I put it in my mouth and I thought, �I just paid $4,000
to get my teeth fixed.� So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, �this is
going to make a loud noise,� so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the
trigger.�
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