Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A Brunette's Sac


Eleven people were clinging precariously to a ...

It hurts and i dont know why


one day a blonde went into the doctors office....

The burnt blonde!


A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that b...

They both do not exist


What does Bigfoot and a smart blonde have in c...

Two brain cells.


Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain ce...

Grounds For A Divorce


A blonde woman goes into her lawyers office re...

Slot machine winner


A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda ...

Speed limit


A police officer pulls over a car with a young...

Zip code tattoo


Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her ...

Why so stupid?


Who Says a "Blonde" is Stupid? When she took m...

She was so Blonde that...


she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she thou...

Telling a Blonde Joke in a Bar


A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the barte...

New maid


Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blo...

Punctuation


Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?:...

Other side of the creek


There are two blondes. One is on one side of t...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?A: Because they c...

The blonde slide


There were three women 2 brunets and a blonde....

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you drown a blond?A: Put a mirror at...

They can't figure out how to get two cups of water


Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figur...

Eternity


What is the definition of eternity? Four blond...

Did you hear about the blonde that wanted...


Did you hear about the blonde that
wanted to ...

Calling the airline


The blonde phoned American Airlines.


Blonde ...

He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.


Did you hear about the blonde who thought he d...

Blonde v. Mosquito


Q: What is the difference between a blonde and...

Starting A Family


The young blonde bride made her first appointm...