Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

hemophilia


How does a blonde hemophiliac treat himself?Ac...

Telephone Difference


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and ...

Little Holes


Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over t...

The blonde and the cow


Q:How did the blonde die drinking milk?


A:Th...

Blonde of Blondes


Blondes feel they are smart.
Blondes have no ...

Why did the blonde t


Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the...

End of the Rope


There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that w...

Blonde and the Pool


A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were in a ...

Puzzled


Did you hear about the blond who put a jigsaw ...

License


A blonde was driving over the speed limit, and...

At the mall


A blonde decides to try horseback riding even ...

Parachute


Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parach...

Hoop Earrings


Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They...

Hear about the blond


Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?...

blonde pharmacist


Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?They c...

Ice Fishing


Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?


A: Sh...

Blondes


QUESTION-IF A BRUNETTE AND A BLONDE WERE TO JU...

Death to the blonde


how do you drown a blond??


put a scratch-n-s...

M&Ms


Try telling a blonde to put M&Ms in alphab...

STUPID!!!


Two blondes walk into a bar, u think one of th...

Fly Buzzing


Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blo...

Confusion


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?


A: You put h...

Speeding Blonde


One day while on patrol, a police officer pull...

The Prize


A blonde is walking down the street with a gui...