she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put "Sagittarius."
if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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