A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt.
'Sit down and tell me how it happened,' said the doctor.
'Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and burnt my ear!'
'Okay, I see...But that's one ear - what about the other?'
'They called again!!'
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